An attempt to document the thoughts and experiences of a nomad.
Saturday, November 20, 2010
Whiskey Tequila Frooti - WTF. Its gonna be a thing.
So you're 27 yr old testosterone driven male Vodafone user ever since you got a mobile phone. You wonder if your brand is meant for you. You tolerate the pug and the zoozoo though deep down you wonder it aint a little gay. But then you see the new Vodafone ad openly pandering to women and you think, Whiskey Tequila Frooti
You look at the new Airtel logo, that looks a lot like a lot of things you have seen before but can't quite place your finger on and think Whiskey Tequila Frooti.
And then in that little moment,you know thats exactly what Sunil Bharti Mittal must have been drinking when he approved the new logo! Whiskey+Tequila with Frooti.
Its been a long week and your boss calls you on Friday with a request so patently lousy that even Dilbert would go Whiskey Tequila Frooti along with you.
Your team thinks that you are a pompous ass. Whiskey Tequila Frooti. How did they know?!
Your stuck in a 2 hour traffic jam to get home on Friday, when you get a flat tyre. Yes. Whiskey Tequila Frooti
While you change your tyre, a cop fines you for stopping in a no-parking zone.Whiskey Tequila Frooti
You get home to see a 12 hour power cut and no water supply. Whiskey Tequila Frooti
You go to a restaurant, but forget your wallet. Whiskey Tequila Frooti
After all this, your partner thinks you have been deliberately ignoring her. Whiskey Tequila Frooti.
So you get the idea of WTF-Whiskey Tequila Frooti? Now in case you're wondering, why this combination? WTF!! who drinks this combination anyway??
You want the truth? You can't handle the truth.
Here, take this joke instead...
I live every minute of each day, year after year, trying to find out a little more about myself and the world around me.. I share snippets of this quest through this blog...All views expressed by the author in this blog are personal and do not represent those of any other person or organization.
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