Random Industry Conference
Friend : Hi, you're from CTB?
CTB HR lady : Yes (with a stern face)
Friend : So you know a lady called S***n who works there?
CHRL : Oh I'm from U*S. But we don't discuss lady employees with strangers
Friend : I'm sorry. Few friends from CTB had mentioned her name
CHRL : (Gives a dirty look) You should check with your friends :)
Friend : Of course. (embarassed to the core). Please don't get me wrong. S***n is a family woman and I was just checking.
CHRL : Of course you were. :)
Friend : Excuse me. I have to get a call.
Friend (out of scene) : B***h @ CHRL ... My friends are B****C***s, K#$@$@#$, M#@%$%#$@, @#$@#$@##@$ %$^$#%$ #$#%$
Moral of the story : If your remember drunken tales of friends in a formal gathering of complete strangers, please do not bother to verify
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